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Cant wait to retire so I can get up at 6 drive around slowly making everyone late to work.March 6, 2026 9:11 am CST to March 6, 2026 9:47 am CST |
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Trying to give me the finger is like giving a spider the web. Im just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage.May 24, 2026 10:40 am CDT to May 24, 2026 4:19 pm CDT |
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LIFE INSURANCE: a contract that keeps you poor so you can die richMay 14, 2026 9:11 am CDT to May 14, 2026 2:17 pm CDT |
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All I do is work, sleep, and eat. And Im still broke, sleepy, and hungry.March 2, 2026 8:20 am CST to March 2, 2026 8:20 am CST |
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Threw my clock out the window to see if time flies | It doesMarch 10, 2026 1:45 pm CDT to March 10, 2026 6:17 pm CDT |
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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know its working.May 17, 2026 12:37 pm CDT to May 17, 2026 5:07 pm CDT |
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Im not a knight in shining armor.... Im more like a jackass covered in aluminum foilMay 16, 2026 11:12 am CDT to May 16, 2026 5:28 pm CDT |
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Dear Waldo: Bite me. Go find yourself.May 23, 2026 11:25 am CDT to May 23, 2026 5:07 pm CDT |
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Now everyone has a phone with a camera on them 24 hours a day, where have all the UFOs gone?May 19, 2026 2:06 pm CDT to May 19, 2026 2:06 pm CDT |
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To say things are going swimmingly is always a good thing. Except when youre on a cruise.June 14, 2026 4:03 pm CDT to June 14, 2026 4:18 pm CDT |
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Number one 2026 Pick Up Line: I have a full tank of gas.May 22, 2026 9:47 am CDT to May 22, 2026 5:55 pm CDT |
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Wife says our dishwasher is broken. Were shopping for a new one. Not sure why were not at the hospital.May 21, 2026 9:29 am CDT to May 21, 2026 1:48 pm CDT |
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Where can I apply for fuel stamps? Gas is too expensive.May 15, 2026 9:22 am CDT to May 15, 2026 5:32 pm CDT |
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its all fun and games until someone presses charges!May 20, 2026 8:59 am CDT to May 20, 2026 10:24 am CDT |
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its all fun and games until someone presses charges!May 20, 2026 6:53 pm CDT to May 20, 2026 8:48 pm CDT |
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Warning labels say peanut butter may contain peanuts. Now I get why aliens avoid us.April 28, 2026 9:03 am CDT to April 28, 2026 11:25 am CDT |
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Memorial Day. Stress is waking up screaming and realizing you havent fallen asleep yet.May 25, 2026 9:24 am CDT to May 25, 2026 10:56 am CDT |
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Cant name a coworker 007 for 0 skill, 0 motivation, and taking 7 breaks. If you need me, Ill be in HR.June 3, 2026 5:05 pm CDT to June 3, 2026 5:05 pm CDT |
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Goldfish having seizures. Vet says looks fine. I said, take it out of water first.May 2, 2026 6:11 pm CDT to May 2, 2026 6:11 pm CDT |
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Whoever said I cant cook probably hasnt tried my cereal yet.April 29, 2026 6:22 pm CDT to April 29, 2026 6:22 pm CDT |
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I accidentally waved back at someone who wasnt waving at me. Were friends now.April 27, 2026 9:20 am CDT to April 27, 2026 11:04 am CDT |
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Beavers are just small, aquatic construction workersSeptember 7, 2025 9:03 am CDT to September 7, 2025 11:03 am CDT |
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Memorial Day. Stress is waking up screaming and realizing you havent fallen asleep yet.May 25, 2026 7:28 pm CDT to May 25, 2026 7:28 pm CDT |
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Why do we change positions when it’s the same hole? I don’t understand golf at all.September 11, 2025 1:03 pm CDT to September 11, 2025 1:03 pm CDT |
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He survived 4 weeks of my energy then tapped out. Respect the stamina.June 1, 2026 5:36 pm CDT to June 1, 2026 5:36 pm CDT |
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When we yawn, do deaf people think we are yelling?May 18, 2026 5:49 pm CDT to May 18, 2026 5:49 pm CDT |
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Somewhere out there, another version of me just ate drywall for lunch.September 17, 2025 7:14 am CDT to September 17, 2025 11:51 am CDT |
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My life feels like a test I didnt study forSeptember 9, 2025 11:43 am CDT to September 9, 2025 12:03 pm CDT |
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If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?March 9, 2026 11:12 am CDT to March 9, 2026 12:00 pm CDT |
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I accidentally waved back at someone who wasnt waving at me. Were friends now.April 27, 2026 8:47 pm CDT to April 27, 2026 8:47 pm CDT |
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The elevator to success is out of order. Youll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.March 8, 2026 9:29 am CDT to March 8, 2026 9:29 am CDT |
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Marriage tip: Ask your wife if she plans on doing anything today.March 7, 2026 9:11 am CST to March 7, 2026 9:11 am CST |
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Merry Christmas / Happy HolidaysDecember 25, 2025 1:28 pm CST to December 25, 2025 2:52 pm CST |
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Id be scared if a 400lb glass of Kool-Aid came bursting into my house.May 12, 2026 8:54 am CDT to May 12, 2026 8:54 am CDT |
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Merry Christmas / Happy HolidaysDecember 25, 2025 8:08 am CST to December 25, 2025 9:22 am CST |
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Dropped in Warzone, got smoked… rebuilding my self-esteem in Fortnite 😂September 12, 2025 8:27 pm CDT to September 12, 2025 8:27 pm CDT |
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The moon is just Earths big night light.October 1, 2025 9:59 am CDT to October 1, 2025 9:59 am CDT |
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You can’t be late until you show up.September 30, 2025 6:31 pm CDT to September 30, 2025 7:55 pm CDT |
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Mentally I’m duct-taped to a ceiling fan on fireSeptember 14, 2025 9:30 am CDT to September 14, 2025 9:30 am CDT |
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Somewhere out there, another version of me just ate drywall for lunch.September 15, 2025 10:37 am CDT to September 15, 2025 11:02 am CDT |
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If “Plan A†didnt work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.September 8, 2025 10:23 am CDT to September 8, 2025 10:23 am CDT |
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Volcanos should be called Mountain Fountains.September 29, 2025 6:03 pm CDT to September 29, 2025 6:03 pm CDT |
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Anyone can fiddle under a sheet, but it takes skill to do it without the barber noticing.September 25, 2025 10:51 am CDT to September 25, 2025 10:51 am CDT |
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Koalas are just high raccoons.September 6, 2025 8:51 am CDT to September 6, 2025 8:51 am CDT |
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I microwave my tears, so they taste homemade.September 16, 2025 7:31 am CDT to September 16, 2025 7:31 am CDT |
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I told my wife Id handle it. Now were both waiting to see what that means.June 6, 2026 12:48 pm CDT to June 6, 2026 3:42 pm CDT |
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I told my wife Id handle it. Now were both waiting to see what that means.June 6, 2026 9:52 am CDT to June 6, 2026 10:48 am CDT |
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Merry Christmas / Happy HolidaysDecember 25, 2025 7:08 am CST to December 25, 2025 8:02 am CST |
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Merry Christmas / Happy HolidaysDecember 25, 2025 6:42 am CST to December 25, 2025 6:42 am CST |
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Merry Christmas / Happy HolidaysJune 19, 2026 12:21 am CDT to June 19, 2026 12:21 am CDT |
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Its always nice to have a bakers dozen of something, unless its like 13 stab wounds or something.June 19, 2026 12:21 am CDT to June 19, 2026 12:21 am CDT |
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