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You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.February 4, 2026 10:38 am CST to February 4, 2026 10:38 am CST |
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You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.February 22, 2026 6:56 am CST to February 22, 2026 11:16 am CST |
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If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.February 20, 2026 8:21 am CST to February 20, 2026 9:41 am CST |
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Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.March 14, 2026 8:38 am CDT to March 14, 2026 10:35 am CDT |
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I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.February 24, 2026 9:32 am CST to February 24, 2026 10:03 am CST |
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I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you.March 15, 2026 8:46 am CDT to March 15, 2026 9:54 am CDT |
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You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.March 9, 2026 11:53 am CDT to March 9, 2026 12:02 pm CDT |
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You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.February 23, 2026 9:57 am CST to February 23, 2026 10:13 am CST |
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N’Sync said it best, “BYE, BYE, BYE!â€March 13, 2026 11:23 am CDT to March 13, 2026 11:24 am CDT |
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You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.February 23, 2026 9:12 am CST to February 23, 2026 9:12 am CST |
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You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still.February 22, 2026 6:32 am CST to February 22, 2026 6:32 am CST |
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ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, ALL VACUUM CLEANERS SUCK.June 23, 2024 7:01 am CDT to June 23, 2024 9:17 am CDT |
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You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.February 3, 2026 9:00 am CST to February 3, 2026 9:00 am CST |
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.August 27, 2025 7:23 am CDT to August 27, 2025 11:11 am CDT |
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What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new love interest? Show me the honey.September 2, 2025 7:11 am CDT to September 2, 2025 11:16 am CDT |
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person - so I can get a better girlfriendAugust 24, 2025 5:03 am CDT to August 24, 2025 10:35 am CDT |
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Why do blondes wear underwear? to keep their ankles warm.October 28, 2025 8:13 am CDT to October 28, 2025 9:28 am CDT |
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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.November 2, 2025 5:58 am CST to November 2, 2025 7:13 am CST |
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What did one of the sex worker’s knees say to the other? “How come we spend so little time together?â€November 16, 2025 7:04 am CST to November 16, 2025 8:15 am CST |
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I swear to you I wont stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.November 14, 2025 7:47 am CST to November 14, 2025 7:47 am CST |
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What women do after sex: 2% Eat; 3% Smoke; 4% Sleep; 5% Take a shower; 86% Finish the job THEMSELVESNovember 1, 2025 7:07 am CDT to November 1, 2025 7:55 am CDT |
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I asked my North Korean friend how things were going. He said he couldnt complain.February 26, 2025 8:11 am CST to February 26, 2025 10:43 am CST |
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Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there.March 12, 2026 10:01 am CDT to March 12, 2026 12:15 pm CDT |
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. The secret service no longer yell “Get down!†if the President is about to be attacked, they now have to shout, “Donald, duck!â€September 21, 2025 10:15 am CDT to September 21, 2025 10:15 am CDT |
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.August 31, 2025 6:35 am CDT to August 31, 2025 10:31 am CDT |
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Clinical studies have shown that women who are slightly overweight live longer than men who mention it.February 25, 2025 7:35 am CST to February 25, 2025 10:39 am CST |
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Someone tried to sell me a coffin once. I told him, “That’s the last thing I need.October 6, 2025 7:03 am CDT to October 6, 2025 11:15 am CDT |
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Id like to tell you a story about my dick, but its too long.February 23, 2025 4:15 am CST to February 23, 2025 10:23 am CST |
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My sense of humor is dirtier than my kitchenOctober 5, 2025 4:07 am CDT to October 5, 2025 8:47 am CDT |
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.October 15, 2024 4:33 am CDT to October 15, 2024 10:25 am CDT |
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If you are here - who is running hell?August 29, 2025 9:43 am CDT to August 29, 2025 11:15 am CDT |
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.January 5, 2025 7:59 am CST to January 5, 2025 7:59 am CST |
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Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any.March 27, 2025 11:27 am CDT to March 27, 2025 11:27 am CDT |
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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.February 20, 2025 8:07 am CST to February 20, 2025 10:23 am CST |
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.February 24, 2025 7:43 am CST to February 24, 2025 10:55 am CST |
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.October 18, 2024 9:41 am CDT to October 18, 2024 10:07 am CDT |
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There’s a fine line between fishing and stand on the shore like an idiot.January 21, 2025 9:03 am CST to January 21, 2025 10:55 am CST |
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What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.August 3, 2025 4:47 am CDT to August 3, 2025 6:59 am CDT |
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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?â€January 19, 2025 4:39 am CST to January 19, 2025 10:27 am CST |
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An orphan’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a found family trope.August 11, 2025 7:27 am CDT to August 11, 2025 11:07 am CDT |
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.October 28, 2024 10:49 am CDT to October 28, 2024 10:49 am CDT |
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Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already takenMarch 22, 2025 4:47 am CDT to March 22, 2025 11:07 am CDT |
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When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.August 26, 2025 8:23 am CDT to August 26, 2025 9:35 am CDT |
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!January 18, 2025 2:43 am CST to January 18, 2025 10:15 am CST |
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Why is a one-night stand with a man like an earthquake? You never know how long it’ll last.January 29, 2025 7:03 am CST to January 29, 2025 10:07 am CST |
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.July 11, 2025 6:43 am CDT to July 11, 2025 9:23 am CDT |
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Two burglars stole a calendar last night, and they each got six months.April 10, 2025 6:52 am CDT to April 10, 2025 10:51 am CDT |
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Whats Forrest Gumps email password? 1forrest1January 9, 2025 8:31 am CST to January 9, 2025 10:27 am CST |
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My fake plants died because I do not pretend to water them.February 15, 2025 2:19 am CST to February 15, 2025 10:31 am CST |
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What did the comforter say after falling off the bed? Oh, sheet!July 1, 2024 5:17 am CDT to July 1, 2024 11:20 am CDT |
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How do lesbians settle a fight? Rock, Papers, Scissors.June 15, 2025 5:51 am CDT to June 15, 2025 11:03 am CDT |
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Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm? You never know how long it’ll last.July 29, 2025 9:47 am CDT to July 29, 2025 11:31 am CDT |
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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.December 14, 2024 8:35 am CST to December 14, 2024 8:35 am CST |
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I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. Hes a small arms dealer.January 20, 2025 8:07 am CST to January 20, 2025 10:15 am CST |
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How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Its not hard.September 29, 2025 7:35 am CDT to September 29, 2025 11:26 am CDT |
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.October 14, 2024 7:33 am CDT to October 14, 2024 9:49 am CDT |
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Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween, ironic really, they don’t appreciate random people knocking on their door.September 22, 2025 8:55 am CDT to September 22, 2025 10:55 am CDT |
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What’s an orphan’s favorite movie? Home AloneAugust 9, 2025 4:59 am CDT to August 9, 2025 9:35 am CDT |
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I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnt have a homepage.August 10, 2025 5:55 am CDT to August 10, 2025 10:03 am CDT |
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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.March 24, 2025 8:19 am CDT to March 24, 2025 11:55 am CDT |
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.January 15, 2025 7:55 am CST to January 15, 2025 10:03 am CST |
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If farting burned calories, I’d be in the best shape of my lifeMarch 20, 2025 9:31 am CDT to March 20, 2025 10:35 am CDT |
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My friend David had his ID stolen, now we just call him DavMarch 13, 2025 8:55 am CDT to March 13, 2025 10:39 am CDT |
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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!July 12, 2025 6:03 am CDT to July 12, 2025 7:39 am CDT |
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What part of a vegetable can’t you eat? — The life support system, especially if it’s gone off.July 20, 2025 3:51 am CDT to July 20, 2025 8:39 am CDT |
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I told AI to talk dirty to me… It started describing my browser history.March 29, 2025 5:31 am CDT to March 29, 2025 10:27 am CDT |
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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!June 18, 2025 3:19 am CDT to June 18, 2025 10:47 am CDT |
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Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.July 27, 2025 5:27 am CDT to July 27, 2025 11:19 am CDT |
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Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.July 31, 2025 4:51 am CDT to July 31, 2025 7:19 am CDT |
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My friend was explaining electricity to me, but I was like, ‘Watt?’October 19, 2024 6:01 am CDT to October 19, 2024 8:49 am CDT |
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How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.March 25, 2025 9:23 am CDT to March 25, 2025 10:59 am CDT |
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What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.August 3, 2025 8:31 am CDT to August 3, 2025 11:15 am CDT |
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What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan? At least someone chose Pikachu.August 5, 2025 8:07 am CDT to August 5, 2025 11:03 am CDT |
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I told my dog he was adopted. He looked surprised, but he’s still my best friend.January 17, 2025 7:59 am CST to January 17, 2025 9:15 am CST |
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.August 16, 2025 3:55 am CDT to August 16, 2025 9:23 am CDT |
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bit*h.October 31, 2024 9:09 am CDT to October 31, 2024 9:09 am CDT |
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What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.November 2, 2024 7:45 am CDT to November 2, 2024 8:03 am CDT |
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Im not crazy — Ive just been in a very bad mood for 50 years.January 13, 2025 7:43 am CST to January 13, 2025 10:23 am CST |
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After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.August 4, 2024 9:33 am CDT to August 4, 2024 9:33 am CDT |
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Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?March 21, 2025 9:43 am CDT to March 21, 2025 10:55 am CDT |
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"hows north korea?" "cant complain"March 1, 2025 1:43 am CST to March 1, 2025 9:59 am CST |
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.March 14, 2025 8:07 am CDT to March 14, 2025 10:27 am CDT |
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."March 7, 2025 2:39 am CST to March 7, 2025 9:31 am CST |
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If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.March 9, 2025 5:39 am CDT to March 9, 2025 9:47 am CDT |
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?June 20, 2026 6:25 am CDT to June 20, 2026 6:25 am CDT |
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I did a book signing yesterday, I’m now banned from the library.September 18, 2025 7:11 am CDT to September 18, 2025 8:51 am CDT |
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Marriage. Because your crazy day doesnt have to end at work.September 15, 2024 8:31 am CDT to September 15, 2024 8:31 am CDT |
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B stays cool because it is surrounded by the ACFebruary 16, 2025 4:27 am CST to February 16, 2025 9:19 am CST |
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I dont have a welcome mat at my door because Im not a liar.November 29, 2024 8:55 am CST to November 29, 2024 8:55 am CST |
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selling your soul to the devil is a hell of a dealFebruary 18, 2025 7:59 am CST to February 18, 2025 9:39 am CST |
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I dont have a welcome mat at my door because Im not a liar.August 6, 2024 9:35 am CDT to August 6, 2024 9:35 am CDT |
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dark humour is like food, not everybody gets itMarch 3, 2025 7:39 am CST to March 3, 2025 9:47 am CST |
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A friend of mine has started the new trendy Squirrel Diet. Its just nuts.April 19, 2025 6:59 am CDT to April 19, 2025 8:23 am CDT |
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It’s impossible to underestimate you.March 10, 2026 10:25 am CDT to March 10, 2026 10:25 am CDT |
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I was going to try an all almond diet, but thats just nuts.January 30, 2025 7:19 am CST to January 30, 2025 9:43 am CST |
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How is a vagina like the weather? If its wet, its time to go inside.July 5, 2025 8:59 am CDT to July 5, 2025 11:35 am CDT |
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What are the three shortest words in the English language? "Is it in?"February 1, 2025 4:03 am CST to February 1, 2025 9:35 am CST |
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Sex is like air. It only matters if you aren’t getting any.July 14, 2025 6:19 am CDT to July 14, 2025 9:23 am CDT |
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes Monopoly.April 5, 2025 7:31 am CDT to April 5, 2025 9:39 am CDT |
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