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Streamer	Category Country	Broadcast	Peak CLV	Status
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	died in 2024, revived in 2025. welcome back competitively-unhealthy-rolling-techniques-and-other-atrocities-from-ancient-rando-forks! Stats Open February 24, 2025 1:19 pm CST to February 24, 2025 9:43 pm CST	89	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i got conscripted into a late night cross-game and all i got out of it was this trauma from some lousy logically-required farores wind Stats Open January 27, 2025 3:15 pm CST to January 27, 2025 7:07 pm CST	79	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	liiiiiiives, all mortal liiiiiiives expiiiiiiiiiiiire. kooooooongs go to their doooooooms in flaaaaame foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeermooooooore Stats Open March 23, 2024 10:39 pm CDT to March 23, 2024 10:39 pm CDT	72	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	does the phrase "the grass is always greener on the other side" include the underside too? like 6 feet under in a grotto (not dead)? Stats Open April 26, 2025 12:39 pm CDT to April 26, 2025 4:15 pm CDT	68	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	these monkeys arent exactly silent but at least they only speak when i press buttons. i could condemn them to millennia of mutism with c-up Stats Open November 24, 2025 5:15 pm CST to November 24, 2025 5:18 pm CST	64	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	you buffoons, you didnt cherish your time with the good audio! now tornadoes and lightning storms descend upon us! its over! were doomed! Stats Open May 27, 2024 1:02 pm CDT to May 27, 2024 1:03 pm CDT	59	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	theres a time and a place for civil discussion, but not now! 4.0 has the credits on paths, s3 is dead, & paint fumes plague my apartment! Stats Open November 18, 2024 3:45 pm CST to November 18, 2024 4:57 pm CST	56	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	guess whos back? back again? dev sites back. tell a friend. guess whos back, guess whos back, (da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da) (x2) Stats Open March 16, 2024 2:29 pm CDT to March 16, 2024 2:29 pm CDT	56	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	this is a "hard blockers" appreciation stream. not cuz its a fun setting or anything, but cuz without it everything would be so much worse Stats Open June 15, 2024 12:45 pm CDT to June 15, 2024 5:25 pm CDT	54	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	streak-breaking gaming. dunno which one tho. could be this winstreak or my streak of losing in round 3 or your watch streak. who knows Stats Open December 12, 2025 10:27 pm CST to December 13, 2025 12:11 am CST	54	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	past the peaceful noggin of dk isles, you hear a harrowing whisper: the moons. they beckon you closer to dare to take their light arrows Stats Open October 25, 2025 1:51 pm CDT to October 25, 2025 1:51 pm CDT	51	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	with the red sea (of helm lobby) parted at last, blzr players can safely cross the warp without tracking down the vines that bind them Stats Open March 24, 2025 1:55 pm CDT to March 24, 2025 6:11 pm CDT	47	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	spending the whole stream wrapping my head around how to make esoteric pearl-based settings instead of focusing on actually playing the game Stats Open August 11, 2025 12:15 pm CDT to August 11, 2025 6:19 pm CDT	47	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i have no stream title but i must scream. well, less of a scream & more of a sigh. really, an exhale at best here. the vibes are misaligned Stats Open January 12, 2026 5:16 pm CST to January 12, 2026 6:16 pm CST	47	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	in the "flop era" season finale. linebeck loses the master sword? ootsoot finally gets nerfed? and will seven finally eat nine? tune in to f Stats Open June 30, 2025 12:43 pm CDT to June 30, 2025 5:43 pm CDT	46	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the mod says brutal bosses, but is that relative to the vanilla bosses or am i about to start learning the frame data on king bob-ombs 6h? Stats Open January 8, 2025 4:11 pm CST to January 8, 2025 6:23 pm CST	44	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	everyone asks "wheres the bean?" but no one stops to ask "hows the bean?" or "why is the bean spinning oh god is it ever going to stop?" Stats Open October 5, 2024 1:54 pm CDT to October 5, 2024 10:19 pm CDT	44	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	finally succumbed to the basic streamer pipeline. its only a matter of time before the harsh purple lighting, mobile game sponsors, & league Stats Open February 10, 2025 12:39 pm CST to February 10, 2025 8:19 pm CST	43	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	oh boy complex level order in a popular preset, now i can finally be competitive looks down at laggy console im about to switch to dangit Stats Open February 3, 2025 2:15 pm CST to February 3, 2025 6:39 pm CST	43	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	grazing the fields of features past i prance before you forced to not play with partial medals due to an impartial forcing of the partials Stats Open August 25, 2025 1:03 pm CDT to August 25, 2025 10:15 pm CDT	43	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	episode v: the shame corner strikes back! set 3 weeks later, the film recounts how the new electrical caused the heater to never turn off! Stats Open March 15, 2025 2:03 pm CDT to March 15, 2025 9:03 pm CDT	43	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the flesh, it yearns for freedom. the freedom to donk without the pressure of a rising seed queue length. the freedom to play banjo tooie? Stats Open June 17, 2024 1:07 pm CDT to June 17, 2024 5:28 pm CDT	43	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	did you know? despite making up only 18% of all custom songs, fight music makes up 100% of songs that make you go "when tf was that added?" Stats Open July 15, 2024 4:11 pm CDT to July 15, 2024 7:15 pm CDT	42	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	overcast weather appreciation stream: your one-stop shop for being excited that a 21° room temperature is actually feasible during august Stats Open August 5, 2024 5:13 pm CDT to August 5, 2024 6:51 pm CDT	41	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	taking this so-called routing exam and knowledge trial, where we use the only valid exam prep: no preparation and trusting only our gut Stats Open January 18, 2025 4:19 pm CST to January 18, 2025 6:59 pm CST	41	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i now habitually avert my fragile eyes when entering training grounds, as to not dig up old memories of that horrible terrible no good archi Stats Open September 20, 2025 11:55 am CDT to September 20, 2025 6:43 pm CDT	40	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	tragically this race does not start after 8 hours of streaming, and will likely not contain the manic energy that got me to semifinals Stats Open April 11, 2025 5:31 pm CDT to April 11, 2025 7:15 pm CDT	40	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the "if it aint broke dont fix it" department is proud to present another unsharpened blade ready to play ball... and also play non-ball Stats Open December 8, 2025 5:21 pm CST to December 8, 2025 6:40 pm CST	40	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	just a bit more, fellas. if we keep digging through the viewer seed queue, we might eventually find a seed recent enough to have cosmetics Stats Open January 20, 2025 2:47 pm CST to January 20, 2025 5:43 pm CST	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	in a whirlwind of infinite options and niches within niches, one must at times take a step back and instead remove the simplest ones Stats Open January 10, 2026 6:51 pm CST to January 10, 2026 6:51 pm CST	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	newtons 3rd law says "for every act of foresight there is an opposite & equal act of ignorance" (dont fact check, ive foreseen the answer) Stats Open April 28, 2025 12:43 pm CDT to April 28, 2025 6:11 pm CDT	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	hell hath no fury like a textbox-confirmation-sound-effect scorned, for at any moment it shall surprise upon you as a offbeat lockstep Stats Open March 29, 2025 1:35 pm CDT to March 29, 2025 6:31 pm CDT	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the first step in any good blzr blitz is to actually show up to the preliminary race to show that its something you want and not just a meme Stats Open May 22, 2024 10:01 pm CDT to May 22, 2024 10:01 pm CDT	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	welcome to the shame corner. its where youre sent to for asking about one (1) non-functioning outlet and get three (3) more in return (4)! Stats Open February 15, 2025 1:23 pm CST to February 15, 2025 4:39 pm CST	39	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	gee, streamer, what do you want to do for 4.0s release? the same thing we do every stream, chatter, gen the seed on dev so im not in queue Stats Open February 22, 2025 5:59 pm CST to February 22, 2025 7:59 pm CST	38	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	our hearts were beamin. at the bean that our souls were seein. as we donked in the night, remember. how the kongs stole the night awaaaaay Stats Open September 21, 2024 3:23 pm CDT to September 21, 2024 11:47 pm CDT	38	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	when i was theorizing what games would benefit from the n64recomp project, i didnt think an xbox360 game would be the first but sure why not Stats Open March 5, 2025 4:47 pm CST to March 5, 2025 4:47 pm CST	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	if you or a loved one knows how to compile a c library into a dll, you may be entitled to saving me from the makefile rabbit hole im in Stats Open February 1, 2025 4:31 pm CST to February 1, 2025 9:23 pm CST	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	your guess is as good as mine at this point. im just here vibin between hydra seeds, tooie multiworlds, and excuses to throw in balatro Stats Open January 11, 2025 1:55 pm CST to January 11, 2025 9:07 pm CST	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	finding moons in order to fuel the moon mobile to get to the backside of the moon & later the backer side to satisfy marios moon addiction Stats Open October 9, 2024 4:23 pm CDT to October 9, 2024 6:01 pm CDT	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the official "nails dun hair dun is a licensed song and therefore isnt eligible to converted for dk64 randomizer dot com" sulking stream Stats Open August 31, 2024 4:11 pm CDT to August 31, 2024 6:45 pm CDT	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	to truly capture the stop-and-go nature of seed progression, weve integrated random pauses in the feed to immerse the viewer in hell Stats Open February 2, 2026 5:52 pm CST to February 2, 2026 7:33 pm CST	37	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	santa kong has delivered their gift! its your two favourite things: snow and stack traces! wdym you didnt want the traces, youre on dev site Stats Open December 16, 2024 4:15 pm CST to December 16, 2024 8:51 pm CST	36	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	hes got his red nose on his face, and he has no style nor grace, he is a balloon simply digging this tune, with mistakes on his way... Stats Open March 31, 2025 1:03 pm CDT to March 31, 2025 6:47 pm CDT	35	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	its like a post-finale christmas special, except its only 2 weeks later and we dont have the gci budget to give linebeck a timeskip beard Stats Open July 14, 2025 1:03 pm CDT to July 14, 2025 6:55 pm CDT	35	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	been told for years that "bigger, faster, and stronger too" were traits exclusive to donkey kong. just found out about hunky chunky. wtf Stats Open July 26, 2025 12:39 pm CDT to July 26, 2025 9:37 pm CDT	35	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	my cat has shown no interest in coinflips, so i am forced to do it manually for the third year in a row. moores law truly is a fabrication Stats Open September 13, 2025 12:38 pm CDT to September 13, 2025 7:55 pm CDT	35	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	is a bear not entitled to the sweat off his own brow? the jiggies of his own wiggy? the broiling fish in his own hailfire peaks? its madness Stats Open April 19, 2025 1:19 pm CDT to April 19, 2025 7:07 pm CDT	35	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	remember to slow down every once in a while and take in the scenery during your seeds. unless the scenery is lake hylia. dont fish there. Stats Open April 14, 2025 4:03 pm CDT to April 14, 2025 7:07 pm CDT	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	viewer request? randomize the settings. another trash seed? randomize the settings. win? randomize the settings. debate ap games? just guess Stats Open July 28, 2025 12:55 pm CDT to July 28, 2025 6:07 pm CDT	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	we got beans, we got blzrs, we probably got bad bad viewer seeds; weve got a bstranglehold on the b bmarket bwith bno bsigns bof bstopping Stats Open March 3, 2025 1:47 pm CST to March 3, 2025 5:55 pm CST	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	this is a stickup. put your donks in the air where i can see them, and slide the good seeds across the counter. theyre all bad? why i oughta Stats Open June 22, 2024 2:48 pm CDT to June 22, 2024 4:37 pm CDT	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	has anyone figured out where termina is spatially in the universe? like have we looked up at the stars to triangulate it relatively to a sun Stats Open May 5, 2025 12:11 pm CDT to May 5, 2025 6:23 pm CDT	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	the limit of the observable donk randoverse is closer than it may appear. there is just no logistical way to see every possible location Stats Open August 23, 2025 11:19 am CDT to August 23, 2025 3:59 pm CDT	34	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	viewer seeds and a multiworld? dont miss your chance to invest in misery, misery stonks are rising tremendously right now! buy! buy! buy! Stats Open August 17, 2024 1:57 pm CDT to August 17, 2024 9:37 pm CDT	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	when building a resume, always use clear & concise language. eg: "put your hands together if you wanna clap" can be replaced with "huh!" Stats Open March 8, 2025 2:03 pm CST to March 8, 2025 6:31 pm CST	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	to ap or not to ap, that is the question… thats already been answered: nah. link and i are gonna go chill on the moon; less people up there Stats Open August 2, 2025 1:35 pm CDT to August 2, 2025 4:07 pm CDT	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i just dont see the need to upgrade to 2025 tbh, im pretty content with 2024 and riding out the long-term support while 2025 gets patched Stats Open December 30, 2024 3:51 pm CST to December 30, 2024 6:16 pm CST	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i was told that the viewer seeds will continue until morale improves, yet ive only ever felt worse? whose morale are we evaluating here? Stats Open June 24, 2024 3:09 pm CDT to June 24, 2024 4:23 pm CDT	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	everyone knows that the moon that crashes down in 72 hours is pretty bad, but tbh the archipelago that crashes down in 6 hours is even worse Stats Open May 3, 2025 10:51 am CDT to May 3, 2025 7:19 pm CDT	33	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	unbeknownst to me, the shame corner is actually the mockery corner. come watch me make another fool of myself with incredibly silly plays Stats Open February 17, 2025 1:07 pm CST to February 17, 2025 6:07 pm CST	32	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	just flew in from dk isles, and boy are my arms tired ahahahahahaha listen fellas, im in a bit of pain rn so this is the best were getting Stats Open January 13, 2025 1:27 pm CST to January 13, 2025 2:19 pm CST	32	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	"its not about the size of the buttons, its what you do with them" i plead as he storms out after seeing just how small my new z buttons are Stats Open June 28, 2025 12:43 pm CDT to June 28, 2025 9:27 pm CDT	32	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i admit defeat. the fish and fish-people have won. never again will i underestimate their gill supremacy. unrelated but i lost my sword help Stats Open June 2, 2025 12:47 pm CDT to June 2, 2025 9:08 pm CDT	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	an extremely late start time? a romhack that no one could have asked for? no working aa batteries? you guessed it gamers, its filler week Stats Open June 5, 2024 4:57 pm CDT to June 5, 2024 4:57 pm CDT	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	feast your eyes on the worlds least efficient hydra: the viewer seed queue. chop off someones head & someone elses grows back. wtf lernie Stats Open June 3, 2024 1:53 pm CDT to June 3, 2024 4:13 pm CDT	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	you wake up in a cold sweat. you check your phone: caves walls dont crave flesh, and tagging still caps your speed. it was all just a dream Stats Open March 1, 2025 4:03 pm CST to March 1, 2025 4:03 pm CST	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	cant believe i spent 4 hours getting beat up in hell and didnt even get to see best boy thanatos. in unrelated news: more viewer seed hydra Stats Open August 19, 2024 3:13 pm CDT to August 19, 2024 11:11 pm CDT	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	as a reward for going so fast, heres a normal innocent stream with normal innocent seeds that definitely havent been tampered with Stats Open November 25, 2024 1:41 pm CST to November 25, 2024 6:53 pm CST	31	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	"oh no, they ruined the originals artstyle by making it too anime" says local man who has routinely called alucard a "hot anime boy 👀" Stats Open May 14, 2025 12:39 pm CDT to May 14, 2025 4:47 pm CDT	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	it was the unga of times, it was the bunga of times… we threw rock like our lives depended on it, and god we were thankful for them rocks Stats Open October 14, 2024 4:32 pm CDT to October 14, 2024 4:32 pm CDT	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	it was the unga of times, it was the bunga of times… we threw rock like our lives depended on it, and god we were thankful for them rocks Stats Open October 14, 2024 4:33 pm CDT to October 14, 2024 6:39 pm CDT	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i dont have any funny jokes this time. are we doing random wincons? viewer seeds? the same as it ever was? not a single person here knows. Stats Open August 12, 2024 2:09 pm CDT to August 12, 2024 5:15 pm CDT	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	this was not supposed to be an exercise in naming irony. i was not supposed to be walled by 7hr seeds for a month. let me improve let me out Stats Open May 10, 2025 12:23 pm CDT to May 10, 2025 6:40 pm CDT	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	alright class: whats the lesson we learned last stream? "cb checks are the devil and need a buffer"? i was gonna say "mad cuz bad" but sure Stats Open December 9, 2024 4:45 pm CST to December 9, 2024 9:23 pm CST	30	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	why do they call it a walk in when you walk in the closed door and you walk out bad dont get any medical attention. really makes you think Stats Open August 18, 2025 11:31 am CDT to August 18, 2025 7:59 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	im back from holidays? youre back from holidays? he/she/me back from holidays? the study of back from holidays? its first grade, sponegbob Stats Open December 28, 2024 4:45 pm CST to December 28, 2024 4:45 pm CST	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	this is a stickup. put your donks in the air where i can see them, and slide the good seeds across the counter. theyre all bad? why i oughta Stats Open June 22, 2024 2:49 pm CDT to June 22, 2024 2:49 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	when the dk rapper said i could "float through the air and climb up trees", i felt betrayed. i can do neither of those things. how dare he. Stats Open August 10, 2024 1:29 pm CDT to August 10, 2024 8:01 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	come on down to worm emporium, we got everything you need to crush those wriggly scum. in termina? vulcanus? your lawn? they will all burn Stats Open June 14, 2025 3:27 pm CDT to June 14, 2025 7:03 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	its not always about the golden bananas, donkey kong... its about the mets baby love the mets alright baby get a home run baby love the mets Stats Open July 6, 2024 5:31 pm CDT to July 6, 2024 5:31 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	find someone who looks at you the way i look at the background trumpets of bowsers road (obsessively). why do they all forget the trumpets? Stats Open July 21, 2025 12:03 pm CDT to July 21, 2025 7:35 pm CDT	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	you neglect to update to 2025 for one day and immediately get hit with a virus. cant even trust the passage of time these days, its wild Stats Open January 6, 2025 3:53 pm CST to January 6, 2025 3:53 pm CST	29	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	long time donk randoer, first time tooie randoer. put this money towards runners inability to remember any locations. lets not die to hag-1 Stats Open July 3, 2024 4:47 pm CDT to July 3, 2024 7:17 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	unshackled from depths of level 8, hideout helm is now free to jumpscare future seeds asunder. and also tear the tracker asunder. rude. Stats Open September 16, 2024 4:33 pm CDT to September 16, 2024 4:57 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	hi can i uh... id like to order the uhhh the kevin? cool thanks. oh and um uh i can it with no spoiler? im uh on a restricted diet, thanks Stats Open November 11, 2024 4:23 pm CST to November 11, 2024 5:03 pm CST	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	due to an oversight in the kitchen, the chef has brought out the main course before your appetizer. youll get your cheesey spinach dip soon Stats Open August 30, 2025 12:31 pm CDT to August 30, 2025 4:27 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	everyones talking about dk64 crowd control as if controlling a dk64 crowd isnt already easy. put bean on screen, theyll post bean in chat Stats Open September 9, 2024 4:15 pm CDT to September 9, 2024 7:05 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	another blzr propaganda strim (after we stall for time for the race to start) (then rush to finish so we can make it to the archipelago) Stats Open October 12, 2024 4:55 pm CDT to October 12, 2024 8:59 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	we interrupt your previously-planned "music term of the negative emotion" for some sudden "the long period of time entryway" testing Stats Open April 23, 2025 3:39 pm CDT to April 23, 2025 3:39 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	some dk 64 rm vs followed by bt ap. if i bk in the bt ap ill do some p2 sc to grind pp to carry the db on wd. you got all that? gg ez wp bb Stats Open September 7, 2024 4:47 pm CDT to September 7, 2024 9:17 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	curse of zant upon me. ive been doomed to an eternity of monday stream issues until i remove this wretched artifact from my sacred queue Stats Open March 17, 2025 4:31 pm CDT to March 17, 2025 7:31 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	its the lousy disappearing streamer! watch as he not only vanishes when he says hell strim, but also make s3 better by make it vanish too Stats Open October 21, 2024 4:39 pm CDT to October 21, 2024 6:35 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	i miss the good ole days where the sun and the viewer seed hydra werent both trying to kill me. that was a week ago. i miss august 19th Stats Open August 26, 2024 4:57 pm CDT to August 26, 2024 8:39 pm CDT	28	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	hello hydra my old friend, really wish youdve moved on and picked on someone your own size. i dont even have multiple heads. its unfair Stats Open July 7, 2025 12:23 pm CDT to July 7, 2025 6:27 pm CDT	27	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	remember when we agreed that shuffling hint doors sucked due to buried knowledge? ok but what if we did that but also buried them on checks? Stats Open August 3, 2024 3:20 pm CDT to August 3, 2024 6:23 pm CDT	27	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	when the dk rapper said i could "float through the air and climb up trees", i felt betrayed. i can do neither of those things. how dare he. Stats Open August 10, 2024 1:28 pm CDT to August 10, 2024 1:28 pm CDT	27	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	once upon this mornin dreary, as i stumble weak and weary, over a quaint and curious donk, i cry out for what was saved about this clock Stats Open November 4, 2024 4:29 pm CST to November 4, 2024 7:33 pm CST	27	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	salty runbacking last mondays entire stream. no minute of it will stand uncontested. i will have the last laugh against last weeks laughs Stats Open June 16, 2025 3:51 pm CDT to June 16, 2025 6:31 pm CDT	27	Offline	View
JXJacob Twitch.tv	Gaming	welcome to my flop era. worse game knowledge, no execution, even the goofs and gaffs suck! everythings in freefall, sell your stonks now! Stats Open April 7, 2025 4:35 pm CDT to April 7, 2025 7:55 pm CDT	27	Offline	View

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JXJacob

died in 2024, revived in 2025. welcome back competitively-unhealthy-rolling-techniques-and-other-atrocities-from-ancient-rando-forks!

JXJacob

i got conscripted into a late night cross-game and all i got out of it was this trauma from some lousy logically-required farores wind

JXJacob

liiiiiiives, all mortal liiiiiiives expiiiiiiiiiiiire. kooooooongs go to their doooooooms in flaaaaame foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeermooooooore

JXJacob

does the phrase "the grass is always greener on the other side" include the underside too? like 6 feet under in a grotto (not dead)?

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these monkeys arent exactly silent but at least they only speak when i press buttons. i could condemn them to millennia of mutism with c-up

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you buffoons, you didnt cherish your time with the good audio! now tornadoes and lightning storms descend upon us! its over! were doomed!

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theres a time and a place for civil discussion, but not now! 4.0 has the credits on paths, s3 is dead, & paint fumes plague my apartment!

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guess whos back? back again? dev sites back. tell a friend. guess whos back, guess whos back, (da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da) (x2)

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this is a "hard blockers" appreciation stream. not cuz its a fun setting or anything, but cuz without it everything would be so much worse

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streak-breaking gaming. dunno which one tho. could be this winstreak or my streak of losing in round 3 or your watch streak. who knows

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past the peaceful noggin of dk isles, you hear a harrowing whisper: the moons. they beckon you closer to dare to take their light arrows

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with the red sea (of helm lobby) parted at last, blzr players can safely cross the warp without tracking down the vines that bind them

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spending the whole stream wrapping my head around how to make esoteric pearl-based settings instead of focusing on actually playing the game

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i have no stream title but i must scream. well, less of a scream & more of a sigh. really, an exhale at best here. the vibes are misaligned

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in the "flop era" season finale. linebeck loses the master sword? ootsoot finally gets nerfed? and will seven finally eat nine? tune in to f

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the mod says brutal bosses, but is that relative to the vanilla bosses or am i about to start learning the frame data on king bob-ombs 6h?

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everyone asks "wheres the bean?" but no one stops to ask "hows the bean?" or "why is the bean spinning oh god is it ever going to stop?"

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finally succumbed to the basic streamer pipeline. its only a matter of time before the harsh purple lighting, mobile game sponsors, & league

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oh boy complex level order in a popular preset, now i can finally be competitive *looks down at laggy console im about to switch to* dangit

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grazing the fields of features past i prance before you forced to not play with partial medals due to an impartial forcing of the partials

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episode v: the shame corner strikes back! set 3 weeks later, the film recounts how the new electrical caused the heater to never turn off!

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the flesh, it yearns for freedom. the freedom to donk without the pressure of a rising seed queue length. the freedom to play banjo tooie?

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did you know? despite making up only 18% of all custom songs, fight music makes up 100% of songs that make you go "when tf was that added?"

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overcast weather appreciation stream: your one-stop shop for being excited that a 21° room temperature is actually feasible during august

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taking this so-called routing exam and knowledge trial, where we use the only valid exam prep: no preparation and trusting only our gut

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i now habitually avert my fragile eyes when entering training grounds, as to not dig up old memories of that horrible terrible no good archi

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tragically this race does *not* start after 8 hours of streaming, and will likely *not* contain the manic energy that got me to semifinals

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the "if it aint broke dont fix it" department is proud to present another unsharpened blade ready to play ball... and also play non-ball

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just a bit more, fellas. if we keep digging through the viewer seed queue, we might eventually find a seed recent enough to have cosmetics

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in a whirlwind of infinite options and niches within niches, one must at times take a step back and instead remove the simplest ones

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newtons 3rd law says "for every act of foresight there is an opposite & equal act of ignorance" (dont fact check, ive foreseen the answer)

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hell hath no fury like a textbox-confirmation-sound-effect scorned, for at any moment it shall surprise upon you as a offbeat lockstep

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the first step in any good blzr blitz is to actually show up to the preliminary race to show that its something you want and not just a meme

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welcome to the shame corner. its where youre sent to for asking about one (1) non-functioning outlet and get three (3) more in return (4)!

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gee, streamer, what do you want to do for 4.0s release? the same thing we do every stream, chatter, gen the seed on dev so im not in queue

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our hearts were beamin. at the bean that our souls were seein. as we donked in the night, remember. how the kongs stole the night awaaaaay

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when i was theorizing what games would benefit from the n64recomp project, i didnt think an xbox360 game would be the first but sure why not

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if you or a loved one knows how to compile a c library into a dll, you may be entitled to saving me from the makefile rabbit hole im in

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your guess is as good as mine at this point. im just here vibin between hydra seeds, tooie multiworlds, and excuses to throw in balatro

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finding moons in order to fuel the moon mobile to get to the backside of the moon & later the backer side to satisfy marios moon addiction

oh boy complex level order in a popular preset, now i can finally be competitive looks down at laggy console im about to switch to dangit

tragically this race does not start after 8 hours of streaming, and will likely not contain the manic energy that got me to semifinals

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